"I’m not going to do the ice bucket challenge, I’m very sorry. It’s not going to make a difference if I do it or not. Everyone knows about the ice bucket challenge by this point. So instead I wanted to do what, it seems like a lot of people who do the ice bucket challenge don’t do, which is: talk about ALS, explain what ALS is."
and people say he’s an idiot.
PewDiePie 4 lyfe
Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)
The logic hahahahaha
Does anyone know what happened to tumblr user hi aka jakemalik? was it part of that mass pizza ban?
I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not
ur supposed to seam rip them out
its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????
im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam
everything makes sense now
crazy eyes is the realest bitch.
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE
give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me
if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
HIS LITTLE SCREAM
kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs